A wee bit about us....
Muzz
Muzz wasn't born but rematerialised around lunchtime 1503. The local peasants hailed him as their god until the age of 6003 when he moved out of home. He orbed himself into the big smoke in 1988 where he made people jump out of their skin by convincing them that mullets and fluro clothering were the way of the future.
Pat
David Boon drank more beer on a plane than anyone ever has. This indicates he enjoys beer as much as Pat, former captain of the Polish curling team. Life started out promisingly for this young antelope who began his studies at Harvard at age 4, but rapidly went downhill after his love of curling became a love of drinking.
Las e Dog
Dog was born upside down. Despite his appearance and appalling intellect, he slid right through school and right into a pub. But times were tough. Not many people were looking for a 3 armed shambot as their new store supervisor. Thankfully, in 1901 whilst walking home from the Apple Store, he tripped on a fallopian tube and hit his head on a '63 Telecaster.
Sull
Sull, or as he was known, David Poolfridge grew up in the slums of East Anal. 31 hours a day, he painstakingly arranged flowers just to feed himself. One day, a mysterious man known as 'warty bob' took him under his skin and taught him the amazing feats of geometry. He has since become obsessed with circles.
Disco
Thought to have been born to an alpacca. Throughout the ages there has never been someone more influential on the world of gymnastics than David Darren Doreen Discology. Not long after he was crowned the King of Arabia, he purchased a tug boat business and considered how to best harness the power of George Michael.
